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My Pledge to You
I am a courtesan and above all I will remember this...
While our exchange is 'business' my business is PLEASURE and that's where my focus will be; not the clock, not your wallet and certainly not on my next appointment.
I will be communicative with you when you contact me, and direct with you about when I'm available or not. I will never leave you hanging if I don't need to and will always speak in certain terms instead of 'maybe', 'later' or 'let me see'. I will agree to a time and I will confirm/reserve it with you, I will not forget, overbook or book back to back.
You will have my address and very solid directions so you'll know where to go when the time comes. I'll never leave you driving around a random part of town, wasting your precious time only to chastise you for being late.
I will be ready at the time we agree to! 6pm means 6pm and that includes a FRESH, clean and excited me ready to start our fun. I promise I will not leave you waiting in the parking lot for 20 minutes while I finish with someone else, I will be waiting for you before you even arrive. If I am running late (a once-in-a-blue-moon occurance), I will tell you BEFORE I'm actually late so you can grab a coffee or perhaps not need to rush so much on your end.
When together, I will be excited about it! If I'm feeling sick or not in the mood, I will be straight forward about it. I will tell you as soon as I know I won't be able to be at my 100% best and I will offer something besides excuses to make up for it. This, however, won't happen often because I will only accept appointments when I'm sure I can handle them, only an emergency or a sudden illness will cause me to need to cancel.
When we do connect, I will expect the proper rate, and if you pay for an hour - you're getting 60 minutes. Not 50, not 40, not 20 and a coy smile. You are welcome to leave whenever you choose, but I will be prepared to give you my full attention for however long you have booked.
I will not suffer... I promise I will never do anything which isn't fun for me, and I will always encourage you to follow the same rule.
I will listen to what you want and need, and I will encourage you to be communicative with me and to explore whatever you are interested in exploring.
As hard as it might be sometimes, I also promise to just be honest with you.
If your hygiene isn't 100%, I'll come up with a sweet way to tell you instead of holding back and giving you a half assed session. I will also be clear on what I like and don't like, what my boundaries are and what you can expect. If you do have questions, I'll offer a safe way for you to ask them.
You have chosen me above thousands of others and I'm honored. Everything that it takes for you to come see me is taken into consideration when I accept your appointment.
And if you do become a regular, I won't start to slack because you're business is 'in the bag'. In fact, I will try harder to keep you interested and happy because I know you, I feel a trust for you and I'm comfortable with you - this should be acknowledged and rewarded.
I will make sure that I never give you a good reason to consider seeing someone else....but if you do (and who doesn't love variety?!), I promise to not be jealous in any way. I will be happy you're out exploring other women and other possibilities, and if you ever need to use me as a reference, I will respond immediately so you're free to seize the night.
Above all, you are the reason I have a career and you are the reason I love my job.... I will NEVER take that for granted.
-- Stolen with permission (and with slight modifications) from the brilliant and titillating Miss Victoria Rage @http://victoriarage.com